Friday, May 1, 2009

Blobs!

I have been thinking about becoming a nudist. Not full time, just in the morning when I am getting ready for work. Frequently, I get either toothpaste or makeup blobs on my clothes. The possibility of my getting either toothpaste, makeup or lotion on my outfit rises exponentially depending on the age/fondness of the clothing. If it is brand new, naturally a blob will appear strategically in the most visible area. If it is my favorite outfit, the blob will be unremovable and therefore unwearable for the day. Skin cleans up much more easily than fabric, so the nudist thing would help there...the only problem would be having to cover the mirror so I don't have the blinding glare from my pale body!

4 comments:

*karendianne. said...

Hilarity!

KC Quilter said...

What a riot! If I did that, I have to not only cover the mirror but keep the lights off too!!!!

Stephanie D. said...

Ahh, another Klutz to make me feel better! lol

When I get up in the afternoon for work, I take my shower, and throw on everything except my scrub top. I put on an old, stained, faded snap-front duster to eat supper because inevitably, food finds my "bosoms" as my DD called them when a little girl.

And I've learned better than to ever wear white. Ever.

Julie in the Barn said...

Funny girl! Since I retired, I live in slobby clothes, old sweats and T-shirts. I have to get spruced up to go out in public! I love your new fabrics.